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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2004|06:59 pm]
today mah sister and i went to a SHOPPING CENTER way up outside of the beltline on glenwood that turns into 70 which is basically in durham and next to chapel hill. we walked into (btw this place is big):

pets mart
dicks sporting goods
barnes and noble

some of you may not know this, but i like to think of myself as a barnes and noble conosueir sp?, exploring as many B&N's as possible. in this way i can successfully, passively, and perhaps progressively contribute to the clear-channeling of american suburbia. anyway this B&N was phatty.

then we ate at this QDOBA rip off, a big burritoes joint called salaritoez or something, but we sat outside in the shade and i KNOW i do not need to explain how great that was... however i felt like all the mexican workers there were just staring @ us and thinking 'you fat fucking americans,' and i didnt feel as insecure you might think.

THIS FUNNIEST PART WAS: on the way back home, windows down in the car car car, my sister goes, "nobody has to know," and very smoothly placed the spice girls debut EP into the CD player. AHAHAHA, 'nobody has to know.' so picture, like, a wide shot in a movie, thats starts off with a close up of caroline and i, hair flying around, and then pulling back to reveal an aireal sp? shot from above of us flying down the highway, blasting " s o h e r e ' s t h e s t o r y f r o m A t o Z," etc... ('you wanna get with me you gotta' listen carefully').

yes, i see the smile parting on your lips. in this entry ive, given you everything, all the joy i bring, this i swear (YES I SWEAR).and, all that i want from you, is a promise you, will be there.

y o u ' r e w e l c o m e .

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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2004|09:39 pm]
the cool kids should end up together!

so last night after dinner with molly, i was just in time to pre-game for SNL (you think NC has yielded more freinds anytime soon?), a re-run unfortunately (but since this season was amazing it doenst matter). i decided that i would make it interesting by pregamming with the beer i had left over from school, so my sister, watching, and i sat and watched ben affleck host. it was as expected, the da'bomb.com, except, i got really sentimental/homesick for my one and only kate. great kate. since guilford college afforded nothing interesting, besides our friendship, we always got drunk or high and watched SNL together. it was really really fun, though immeadiately afterwards we were usually short on things to do.

anyway that was my saturday night.
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(no subject) [May. 4th, 2004|11:43 am]
it's oklahoma 2001 all over again! the last place i saw everyone was...
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(no subject) [May. 1st, 2004|02:26 pm]
there are over 11,760 stitches in my room at any give time.
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(no subject) [May. 1st, 2004|02:08 pm]

the lucky black and white part

well well well. "the end of the year" "so many good times" "getting away with all those crazy things" WAH WAH. i just read alot of end of the year entries on journals found on the internet. im listening to my bloody valentine so you can almost feel the emo in the walls. ahhhh, emo.

written by tina fey, mean girls is a new twist on an old story. i saw it last night with sam and kate, and, yes, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. WELL DONT. it was really well written, and SO FUNNY. when i told people what we were going to see they looked at me like 'sweet, a pre-teen movie, sounds good,' which i had never thought about before. all i thought about was the fact that it was written by tina fey, co-anchor of weekend update! SHES SO FUNNY! she and jimmy fallon and saturday night live? KA-CHING!!!

$$$ she's money baybee $$$

they made fun of the asian nerds, and dwarfs and kids in wheel chairs, the mean black kid group, the ditzy girls, the jv table, everything you could ever imagine. oh, plus the moms who think theyre still teens too, the "cool moms"? AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH. so funny. its not a dumb girl movie, IT WAS WRITTEN BY TINA FEY!

before all this, i had a very enjoyable time with kate, emily, alex, gw and muhself, smokng around the lake and going to panera bread. the hot shit. then playing super nintendo with sam and tyluh, then coming back from the movie and playing drunk mario with sam and tyluh. we went down to the apartments to see everyone i hate too, so thats cool. lol no actually it wasnt bad, i talked to bman and chongo.

THEN, kate, sam, tyler, warren and i went for a private drive, a HAZEY private drive. and then... i had a good time. uh... yea ill write more in a min.
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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2004|11:24 am]

two of us riding nowhere, spending someones

so it seems kate riden came into my room and changed my away message to reference goats and syphillis, destroying my amazing away message containing to chords to an amazing song that is too good for me to mention here. this was an ironic situation b/c i had just come back from changing patricks away message to 'do me in the butt.' WHAT ARE THE CHANCES, GANG?

speaking of, as i was finishing the dramatic conclusion of a farewell to arms, in the sun, a light breeze, green grass, i see a tennis ball go flying past my head. i hear laughter, and see none other then patricks fat face laughing from the window. when i return to my reading a little later, i hear a WHOOSH and a clink and i see a n plastic easter egg crash to earth. HAHAHAHA i hear once more, and i see that fat face giggling from the 3rd floor. "I PUT PENNIES IN IT! OPEN IT, IT SMELLS LIKE WEED!" i hear next, and sure enough, weed. anyway a farewell to arms was good. now i still have to finish the waves. NO TIME IN THA' DIZAY!

when i went to my global relations class, i was enjoying not a all a very borring presentation, a power point presentation to be precise, from one of my classmates. right as i was about to doze off, the presentation ends, and the last frame to appear features a rowdy group of tanned teens w/beer and other drug related items laughing whole heartily at a camera. thats right, a spring break pic had slipped into the scheme of things. needless to say, i perked up.

besides that, the ranch is doing ok, and im enjoying the weather...

OR AM I > > > ?!
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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2004|10:20 pm]
tonight at qdoba, eating my too large burrito, i saw someone eathing whom i also saw at krispy kreme on friday night.

are we meant to be together?
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2004|04:03 pm]

you have one too

last night the source of the drunken calls i recieved was tj fannings house. inside this house, tj, a product of a clean household, made everyone drink their everclear and punch from sippy cups, so as not to spill. this made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

after i heard this story, i started to ponder something. both my mom (i think) and my best friends mom will be turing 50 this year, a momentous occaision. as i rolled this out in my head, i started to think about all the wear and tear 50 years of life would put on your body. ALOT! up stairs and down stairs, tight fitting clothes, the food you put in there, the weather. then bman said yea... and think about how many times your heart beats in an hour, let alone a day or a week or a month or FIFTY YEARS. and think of how many things happen in your body to do the tiniest thing like typing on a key board, or drinking a sippy cup.

whew, i said, youre right, i sure am glad i have my youth and the rest of my life ahead of me, to which he replied, i know, me too.
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2004|12:52 pm]

the middle man

we're crown heights people. -bman

in the long run, i think its much wiser to invest in classic pieces. trends come and go, but youll be in the know.
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2004|08:15 am]

can i kick it?

ohhhh snap, i just remembered the krispy kreme under mein bed. exxxcellent. if only i had a tall glass of WHOLE milk. at least i have my little piglet.

last night i got a total of 15 drunk dials in a 3 hour period, you guys really "gave them something to talk about," oh boy. they all made me laugh. recieving a drunk dial is one of my passions. if anyone is so inclined but not able to at the moment, let me help you: 9 1 9 3 4 9 3 4 2 2 . if there is anyone i dont know reading this, you are especially encouraged to pick up the phone. actually only if you breath heavily. i must say i made quite a few drunk dials last weekend myself. LUCKY, YOU.

now, i am going to wash my bawdee and think of charbroiled angus beef cheese burgers.
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